The 2011 - 2012 Season Is Here!

Best quote of the year (to date...):
"While I stand by my statement that you guys are douchebags, I want to reiterate that I apologize for my behavior on the court today. I let my anger get the best of me and it stressed out what is supposed to be some rare fun in our day. So while this is an apology that twice calls you guys douchebags, it is an apology nonetheless. My best friends deserve nothing less."
~ Anon

New guidelines for saying "sorry"...

Do Not Say Sorry When…

1)      You hit a let court winner… that is a good shot

2)      You hit a crotch winner … that is a good shot

3)      You hit your opponent below chest level (not in balls)

Do Say Sorry When…

1)      You hit your opponent higher than chest level

2)      You hit your opponent in the balls

3)      You hit a lucky and/or unintentional winner